Shaving Cream

I have a fun story to tell you (to tell you)

I hope that you like it a bit (a bit)

Last night when I walked into my bathroom (my bathroom)

I stepped in a pile of ...

Everyone: Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,

shave every day and you'll always look keen.

A baby fell out of the window (the window)

You'd think that her head would be split (be split)

But good luck was with her that morning (that morning)

she fell in a barrel of…

Everyone: Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,

shave every day and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in the bathtub (the bathtub)

She died from a terrible fit (a fit)

In order to fulfill her wishes (her wishes)

She was buried in six feet of...

Everyone: Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,

shave every day and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France in the army (the army)

I had me a look in my kit (my kit)

I thought that I'd find me a sandwich (a sandwich)

But the darn thing was loaded with...

Everyone: Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,

shave every day and you'll always look keen.

So that is the end of my story (my story)

I hope that you liked it a bit (a bit)

But if you feel that you are offended (offended)

Stick your head in a bucket of...

Everyone: Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,

shave every day and you'll always look keen.